are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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