in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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