She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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