Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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