Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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