Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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