I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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