belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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