I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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