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If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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