Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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