Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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