He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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