you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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