The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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