why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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