She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
