we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
being pregnant is like rehab
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My bed smells like the plague
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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