I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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