hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So vagazzling was a success
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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