She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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