do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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