So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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