My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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