We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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