Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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