two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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