Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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