Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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