"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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