She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He? As in you personified your dick?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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