you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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