cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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