So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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