I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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