I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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