My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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