Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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