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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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