What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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