Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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