This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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