Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
