i just had sex bonerless
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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