Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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