Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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