Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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