I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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