ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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