They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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