What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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