I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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